gay boy: hey man you look good today
straight boy: oh my god man what the fuck i'm not a faggot, i'm pretty sure this is harassment
straight boy: [slaps girls' asses as they walk by] [asks them if they finger themselves] [pleads every girl to have anal sex]

Classy

Classy

500daysofevilexes:

This movie is too damn hilarious for its own good.

condommodel:

this is still my fav

condommodel:

this is still my fav

ultralorde:


are you coming back to bed babe

ultralorde:

are you coming back to bed babe