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barrackolli:

when the teacher goes too fast when you’re writing

volanus:

Walk a mile in these Louboutins

volanus:

Walk a mile in these Louboutins

magicconchshell:

the sims 4 should be in 3D and i want more graphic woohooing because i know damn well babies dont come from 2 sims moving around under the covers and some fucking rose petals falling from the sky no

emoij:

emoij:

emoij:

a guy walks into a bar

every day 

he’s an alcoholic and his wife leaves him 

thirstiest:

BREAKING NEWS: sleepy teenager brings back the snuggie, looks extremely cute doing so

thirstiest:

BREAKING NEWS: sleepy teenager brings back the snuggie, looks extremely cute doing so

momofficial:

a new level of white boy

momofficial:

a new level of white boy

weavemunchers:

weavemunchers:

i was masturbating to a porn gif on my dash and all of a sudden it refreshed and it was a picture of Homer simpson long story short i think i just came to homer simpson 

Do u know how many asks Iv gotten because of this fkin post. People askin me if I have some Homer Simpson fetish or some shit. Every time I open my ask box it’s about Homer Simpson. Why won’t u let me escape him.

onlylolgifs:

this is how you exit an interview

onlylolgifs:

this is how you exit an interview

railroadsoftware:

hunkules:

hunkules:

THERES A GIRL IN MY CLASS THAT WORKS FOR DISNEY AND SHE SAID THAT THE SHOP OWNER IN FROZEN IS GAY HIS HUSBAND IS IN THE SAUNA WITH HIS KIDS APPARENTLY HES THE FIRST OPENLY GAY DISNEY CHARACTER AND NO ONE NOTICED

IT’s TRUE

my uncle works for Nintendo and he said they’re gonna come out with a Nintendo+playstation that can play both types of games